Friday, February 12, 2010

Patriot Harley Davidson, Fairfax, Virginia

Just met Keith Brooks, the Sales Manager at Patriot Harley-Davidson in Fairfax, Virginia. A great guy and a huge store. He tells me that their HOG club is over 800 strong. Now that’s big! I stopped by to drop off some Tour de USA cards for this summer’s run through Virginia. I would love to hook up with this group. Northern Virginia has about 2 + feet of snow, so I’m really going forward to returning to sunny Los Angeles this weekend. If you live in Northern Virginia, this dealership is worth a visit.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

My Name is Fred!


Hey all you fellow male motorcyclists, read on for a laugh. . .

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.' Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'

I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

29000 Men Comment
If there’s a moral to this story, it’s to make certain to check your equipment, and that includes checking your PSA annually to make sure you don’t lose the powder for your Johnson.

Joke compliments of the da. . .King!